Homeless and the malnourished. What to do about them.

Before you read ANY FURTHER go back and read the introduction. What follows is satire, and most likely not very funny (unless you are a bit tipsy and had just been accosted by a bum asking for money….).

The homeless problem in the US is getting worse by the day. Even though our unemployment rates are nice and low in most places, people are going hungry. What do we do to help eleviate these issues in modern society? Is there any reason for this to be happening? Surely something can be done to help these poor people.

I think I have just the solution. Cage matches. Like Thunder Dome! Two men (or women) enter and one leaves. Either way, this is a win win for society. When people show up for food stamps, they get a date for their match. When people show up at the homeless shelter, same thing. When the fight is done, the winner now has a place to live and food for a while. Yes, I know what you are thinking, it is rather barbaric. But when you are hungry, you will be amazed at what you can eat.

In order to keep people from side stepping the process and just becoming a pan handler, we make it a capital offense. You need two other witnesses, but if some bum is hanging out near the front doors of your office begging and you and two co-workers are on your way to lunch and get accosted, smoke him right there. The meat wagon (no pun intended) will come and get him, tissue type the organs and take the good stuff while the rest goes to help feed the winners of the cage matches. And if you see some dude claiming to be a vet on the side of the road,  just clip him.

Of course there needs to be some controls on the whole thing. There need to be age restrictions, the young and the very old can not apply. If you have children, you can find work at the processing stations. Now you can buy food instead of being food. If you are old but semi litterate, you can work in the offices. Shut ins can work from home via a virtual office.

Every 21 days you either re-apply or fend for yourself. Pretty soon the situation will take care of itself. Those that were winners will need employment when the system has corrected the issue, so what do we do with them? Send them to Africa. We can have Americans running the gangs and acting as warlords now. God knows that canibalism is nothing new over there, even in todays day and age people are hacked up and eaten as sacrifices before battle by priests and warlords. And rumor has it that long pig has a flavor all its own that you never loose the taste for. Now they dont have to! Before you know it Bono and the rest of those hippy fucktards can get back to making music and stop begging for MY money. Fuckers already got my money when I bought their shitty cd. But that is another rant…. Now everyone can be productive and contribute something to society.

Privatizing the Military

First of all, I am not talking about a true private army like those mercenary fuckers running around out there. The laws that govern the use of the military and command authority would remain the same. But what I am talking about is running the military like a business. Everyone has heard the stories of the $80 bolts (even though that is a nice way of fund black units and operations  that the civilian pussies don’t want top hear about but are required to do the job) but the problem is much, much larger than that.

 

 

 

I am talking about a complete top to bottom overhaul. The procurement system is almost completely broken. By the time the various petty kingdoms in the military get done testing a product and begin fielding it, it is obsolete and they have to start all over again. In the mean time the soldier still gets shit on. Even getting basic supplies thru the system is a nightmare that can take weeks or months. In a combat zone that kind of delay can mean the difference between life and death.

 

 

The way training is conducted is so sad and pathetic that if the military was graded like a school the acredidation would be pulled so fast that it would make your head spin. Most courses in the military should be run in a manner that gives students the best chance at passing. There needs to be a set of standards for the courses that vary based on the class. PT should be conducted to maintain a good level of physical conditioning. But the nonsense of instructors being asshats just because it was that way when they went thru needs to go. All those lame ass badge and tab protecting fucks need to be fired. If we make the course more intense and cut the bullshit in favor of more actual training we would have a much better trained fighting force. Hundreds of years have been spent developing adult learning programs in our institutions of higher learning and we still let a bunch of knuckle dragging troglodytes train our soldiers.

 

 

And the command staff needs to be privatized. After joining the military 18 years ago, it has become painfully obvious that most Seargents Majors and Colonels are nothing more than a bunch of half witted soldiers who made better politicians. Maybe they were a good soldier at one time, but when they become the SGM it seems that it is much more important to get some payback on those who pissed them off or did them wrong along the way. An officer who has a perfect record of OER’s is either an office pouge or a coward. He either never got out there and did anything in the real world or was too big of a pussy to stick it out there and take a chance. These are the same risk adverse pussies getting our troops killed in Iraq and screwing up the mission in the Phillipines and Afghanistan.

 

 

The upper ranks need to be run by the likes of Fortune 500 execs. They need military training so they know how to best utilize the forces available but have not been brought up in one branch to color their judgement so they shit on the other branches (you arty and air wing fucks know who you are).

New information on the digital TV conversions!

It was just announced (on a tv commercial) that if you are such a broke dick that you can not afford a new tv, the government is going to provide you with a voucher so you can get one. God forbid the governemtn keep it’s nose out of the telecommunication business and let them rise and fall on their own. By giving the voucher they help to ensure that the telecommuncations industry does not go tits up and can continue to make absurd amounts of money while your fat ass watches tv.

Additionally, and most importantly, they ensure that the majority of the American public remain slaves to the idiot box. They can continue to help you live that care free life of government subsidies and welfare while they tell them what to think and condition them on how to act. Instead of giving the broke fat fucks a new way to get tv, why don’t we encourage them to go out and get a job so they can pay for their own tv without the tax payers doing it for them.

Another example of the government helping the slaves remain slaves while the rest of us pay for it. It’s fucking discusting.

Welcome! Here is your only warning.

Well, this is your first and last warning. This blog will offend you at some point. Hell, it even offends me sometimes to think these things but it is theraputic to get them out. Some of it will make you lauigh, some may make you cry. I hope it gives you something to think about from time to time since my point is not to offend, but to comment on the world as it is and where we are in it.You will encounter vulgarity. You may find what you think are racist comments on all races, ESPECIALLY my own. You may find comments that you find repulsive or off the makr. Tell me why. I want to hear from you.

If you are a democrat, a vegan, a straight edger, a slave to the state, like to be told what to do instead of thinking for yourself, blame society for your problems, blame your family, blame the government, or are just generally coasting thru life without any of your own goals or independent thoughts, I can PROMISE you that you will be offended.